After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said,
'Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment,
a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
'Now, we have a nice house, A nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.' Now my wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed... I shut up and took out the trash... Aren't women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!
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